just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
