So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I love you.
Bad choice
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