would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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