i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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