Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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