I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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