totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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