question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
These tits shall not be calmed
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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