im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We left the knife in your bed.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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