So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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