Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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