apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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