therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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