I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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