he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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