i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
someone owes me an orgasm
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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