i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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