Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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