Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I'm both gender and math confused
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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