Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
