RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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