Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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