i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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