i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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