gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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