I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You're like the curious george of whores
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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