Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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