I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
there is glitter all over my balls
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