see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
