at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
His nipple licking is glorious
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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