My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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