I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
