windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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