In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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