Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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