I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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