It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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