used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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