the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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