Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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