shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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