every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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