Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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