Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Randomize
