sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
