Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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