After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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