I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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