We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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