Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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