just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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