Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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