1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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