i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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