Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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