I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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