KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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